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ALL THE TIMES I'VE TYPED DRACO - THE BOOK
By unidentified flying authors
'Absolutely BRILLIANT book!'
My friend really helped me with this one :)
Why I don't like Stratocasters
To me, they sound like potatoes.
I do not like the sound of potatoes.
Why White Ibanez JEMs Are Kinda Creepy (But I Like Them Anyway)
Alright, the white Ibanez JEM is gorgeous. The sleek curves, the polished finish, the way it practically glows under the stage lights. It's everything you would want in a guitar. But here's the thing: there's something just a little creepy about it. Don't tell anyone, but I find it kind of unsettling.
Let's start with the shape. The body's got these smooth, almost otherworldly curves that don't quite look natural. The monkey grip handle is honestly the creepiest part. It is cool, yes, but also kind of looks like it was made for an alien creature to hold. Or maybe something a bit more haunted. I love the design, but holding it feels like you're grabbing onto something that was not meant for a normal human hand (or paw).
And the color. It's not a nice soft cream or a mellow ivory; no, this thing glows like a magical relic from some long-forgotten kingdom. It's almost like it's too pristine, too perfect, and that makes it feel like it's got secrets. Sometimes, guitars that perfect feel like they might be hiding some Dark magic.